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The dopest thing about horses is that they are basically grass engines. Like, grass goes in, fast comes out. Most things that produce fast (like cheetah and cars) use much more heavily produced grass, like horses, and oil, and yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the grass
adreN wasn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement? adreN puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. GeT_RiGhT breaks records, olofmeister breaks records. adreN breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
I'm telling you, liazz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door
Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "going B, but then benching AleksiB". He also has a second little known tactic of "going A, but then going home without any wins". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.
North players are fantastic, just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them. can u remember a single olof kill ? but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Syndious "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the TI winners would tell you. It's a casting legend. Darth Syndious was a Dark Lord of the Casters, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to predict the outcome of every game... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the heroes he cared about from dying.
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED ?! WHADYAA WHAT THE FUCK! WHADRUU?? BUFFING EEES? DUDE THEY ARE BUFFING ES! THEY ARE BUFFING ES AND NERFING LIFE?! ARE THEY DO THEY NOT EVEN PLAY THEIR FUCKING GAME! I DONT UNDERSTAND! I WAS A SLAYER MAIN! SLAYERS DEAD *slams table*
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED ?! WHADYAA WHAT THE FUCK! WHADRUU?? BUFFING SAVAGE? DUDE THEY ARE BUFFING SAVAGE! THEY ARE BUFFING SAVAGE AND NERFING MAGES?! ARE THEY DO THEY NOT EVEN PLAY THEIR FUCKING GAME! I DONT UNDERSTAND! I WAS A MAGE MAIN! MAGES DEAD *slams table*

What was that which you just said about me, my friend? I think you ought to know that I have completed my time as a novice-monk, and I've passed through the Gateless Gate, and I've lived for over 300 cycles of rebirth. I am trained in anapanasati and I'm the most senior bhikkhuni in my local sangha. You are nothing to me but just another human being worthy of dignity and respect. I will have compassion upon you with loving-kindness the likes of which has never been seen before in the Cycle of Samsara - you would do well to remember these words. Do you believe that you can say these things and still escape the principle of dependent origination? Perhaps you should reexamine those beliefs, brother. As we speak I am contemplating the importance of accepting your words with detachment and equanimity, so, without malice, I advise you to prepare for the storm, young one. The storm of suffering that afflicts all living creatures in this world. You are trapped in a cycle of death and rebirth, child. Not only am I extensively trained in the Mahayana Tripitaka, but I have access to the entire Pali canon as well, and I will use its teachings to their full extent to help alleviate the suffering within you which causes you to say hurtful things about others. You could reach Nirvana anywhere, any time, and I can help you achieve enlightenment in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the study of Koan. If only you could understand what evil karma these words of yours would sow, perhaps you would have had the wisdom to keep silent. Nevertheless, this was beyond what you have been prepared for, and so I promise that I will do my best to ease the suffering that you have brought upon yourself. I will teach you the path of the Bodhisattva and you will revel in it. Your suffering may yet reach its end, child.

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn’t grow. You didn’t improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It’s sad that you don’t know the difference.

SOJU GOING 8TH CHECKLIST: I already won the game ✔ This lobby’s playing for second ✔ This is my last loss ✔ I win out from here ✔ My board is too lit ✔ HP is fake ✔ I’m about to spike hard ✔ That’s a fake loss ✔ 20hp? That’s 3 lives ✔ This game is over ✔ We win out ✔ It’s a fast 9 ✔